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This is just a collection of quotes from people of all walks I like.

Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing.

  • Robert E. Howard

Social media made y'all way to comfortable with disrespecting people and not getting punched in the face for it.

  • Mike Tyson

I used to be with 'it', but then they changed what 'it' was. Now what I'm with isn't 'it' anymore and what's 'it' seems weird and scary. It'll happen to you!

  • Abe Simpson II

If people are determined to be offended, if they will climb up on the ladder, balancing it precariously on their own toilet cistern, to be upset by what they see through their neighbor’s bathroom window, there’s nothing you can do about that.

  • Christopher Hitchens

I would rather have questions that can't be answered than answers that can't be questioned.

  • Richard P. Feynman

Villains Who Twirl Their Mustache Are Easy To Spot. Those Who Clothe Themselves In Good Deeds Are Well-Camouflaged.

  • Capt Jean-Luc Picard (Patrick Stewart)

It Is Possible To Commit No Mistakes And Still Lose. That Is Not Weakness, That Is Life.

  • Capt Jean-Luc Picard (Patrick Stewart)

I don’t believe in guilty pleasures. If you fucking like something, like it. That's what's wrong with our generation: that residual punk rock guilt, like, "You're not supposed to like that. That's not fucking cool." Don't fucking think it’s not cool to like Britney Spears' "Toxic." It is cool to like Britney Spears' "Toxic"! Why the fuck not? Fuck you! That's who I am, goddamn it! That whole guilty pleasure thing is full of fucking shit.

  • Dave Grohl

Commander Vimes didn't like the phrase 'The innocent have nothing to fear', believing the innocent had everything to fear, mostly from the guilty but in the longer term even more from those who say things like 'The innocent have nothing to fear'.

  • Sir Terry Pratchett

Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH', the paint wouldn't even have time to dry.

  • Sir Terry Pratchett

Larry, I'm on Duck Tales

  • Danny Pudi

Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.'

  • Isaac Asimov

Keep your identity small. “I’m not the kind of person who does things like that” is not an explanation, it’s a trap. It prevents nerds from working out and men from dancing.

  • Conor Barnes

Some days I'm headin in the right direction and some days I ain't even close.

  • Dierks Bentley

My own view is that this planet is used as a penal colony, lunatic asylum and dumping ground by a superior civilization, to get rid of the undesirable and unfit. I can't prove it, but you can't disprove it either.

  • Christopher Hitchens

The stock market is a device for transferring money from the impatient to the patient.

  • Warren Buffett

In a room full of top software designers, if two agree on the same thing, that's a majority

  • Bill Curtis

My life has become a never ending game of "illegal or just frowned upon?"

  • Unknown

It gets easier but it never gets easy

  • Jason Isbell

Didi: It’s four o’clock in the morning, why on earth are you making chocolate pudding? Stu: …Because I’ve lost control of my life

  • Rugrats

If you hate your parents, the man or the establishment, don’t show them up by getting wasted and wrapping your car around a tree. If you really want to rebel against your parents, out-learn them, outlive them, and know more than they do.

  • Henry Rollins

It is frequently a misfortune to have very brilliant men in charge of affairs. They expect too much of ordinary men.

  • Thucydides

I owe my solitude to other people.

  • Alan Watts